HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day, we offer a review of headlines that appeared in the world press.

UK, The Independent: “Dead Woman Had Crucifix Taped To Mouth”
This is one dead person with nothing to tell God.

Sweden, The Local: “Low IQ Does Not Kill”
I believe one needs a high IQ to kill people in the stock market.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Rats Retreat”
To Texas?

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Parents Taught Lessons On Sick Kids”
Take this course and you will know exactly how to make your kids sick.

Israel, Jerusalem Post: “US Rabbis– Fast For Gaza”
How about a feast for the West Bank?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “We’re Spending Because We’re Cold”
Spies come in from the cold, people who lost in the stock market, got the shivers.

Kuwait, al-Arabiya: “It’s Really About The Veil”
I think there is something being kept under wraps about this story.

Oman, Oman Tribune: “Deniers Say Moon Landing Was In Arizona In Studio”
At least that’s what the Martians say.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Disregard Stop Sign-Death”
What do you get for speeding– eternity in Hell With Don Rumsfeld?

Australia, Canberra Times: “Obama-Yes You Can”
Not unless we get jobs!

Israel, Hlaaretz: “New Zionist Narrative:
We were on the West Bank before you.