Each day we offer a review of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, The Independent: “Illegal Tactics Used In Interrogations”
According to Cheney and the crowd that loves violence, you can’t go by a strict interpretation of the Constitution, you have to adjust it to the current world.

Yemen, Yemen Times: “Too Many People And Countries”
I guess a little war now and then solves this problem.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Ban On Non-Saudi Imams”
They will be replaced by kosher rabbis.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Reports Of My Resignation Not True”
I died yesterday.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Complete Swine Flu Coverage”
Hold your nose while we send in a bunch of pigs.

UK, Guardian: “Russell Brand To Play Easter Bunny”
Are you telling me the Easter Bunny is not a bunny!!

Sweden, The Local: “Resident Dies After Swallowing False Teeth”
This is one story that will not wash well with me.

Czech Republic, Prague Daily Monitor: “Don’t Sell Farms”
One more stock market collapse and we all will head back to farm life.

South Africa, Argus: “How Stupid Do You Think We Are?”
OK, so we voted for Bush twice, well, upon reflection, in answer to your question– pretty darn stupid!!

Netherlands, Radio Netherlands: “In Love With God”
It is not that Rush Limbaugh is in love with God, he thinks he IS God!