Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Government Urges Action On Pig Welfare”
I’ll give an oink in support of this one.
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Prevention Of Vice Better Than Detention”
Even better, is allowing open vice since then there is no need of prevention or detention.
UAE, Khaleej Times: “A Statement Out Of Joint”
Anything said by Senator Sessions at the Sotomayor hearing.
South Africa, Argus: “ANC Offer Free Porn Website”
Do they also offer free pop corn?
Australia, Canberra Times: “Pay Freeze-A Raise?”
Heck these days any job is in itself a raise over unemployment.
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Clinton Urges Global Terror Fight”
Does this mean we will not be fighting against the Martians when they invade?
UK, Guardian: “Nun Fined In 112 mph Crash”
Why? She was just in a hurry to get into Heaven.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Fraud Suspect Found In Andorra”
Why not just leave him there. Isn’t eternity in Andorra some sort of punishment?
Australia, West Australian: “This Is Dullsville”
Living in Alaska with Sarah Palin as its governor.
USA, Yahoo: “Porn Star Sentenced For Break In”
Isn’t a porn star supposed to be breaking in people?