HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Bridal Bust Up”
McCain and Palin?

Israel, Jerusalem Post: “Mother Must See Shrink”
What else does one do when their children are shrinking?

South Africa, Argus: “No Points Allocated For Demerit System”
There goes the Republican plan for health.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Rescued Piglet Finds Home”
She is now comfortably secure in the home of Rabbi Goldberg.

Australia, Canberra Times: “In Bed With The Enemy”
Asking advice from Wall Street on how to deal with the current economic crisis.

Sweden, The Local: “Swedish Lesbians More Likely To Marry Than Swedish Gays”
Why not have some left over lesbians hitch up with some gays?

China, China Daily: “Patients Sue Over HIV Infection”
Doc, the task is giving them immunity against, not for HIV!

UK, Guardian: “Police Dog Handler To Be Prosecuted”
It is reported Judge John Hound will oversee the case and Ms. Bulldog will handle the prosecution.

Australia, West Australia: “Dockers Caught Up In Mass Brawl”
They are dock workers and Irish, what else do you expect?