HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a review of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Bulgarians Not Prejudiced Against Turks”
Now, about them Romanians,…

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: Popular Radio Station Near Bankruptcy”
The solution is simple, become an unpopular radio station.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Fruit Juice Has One Slight Problem”
It tastes like fruit juice?

UK, The Independent: “Sugar Takes His Lord’s Seat”
How sweet of him.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “A Place Called Home”
It appears Sarah Palin wants to get far far away from the place she calls home.

China, China Daily: “Yellow River Turns Yellower”
Once your river becomes a coward, it begins showing it on a daily basis.

Sweden, The Local: “Naked Horn Player Named Fairy Of Year”
Well, at least he does a good blow job.

Australia, Canberra Times: “Big Bang On Jupiter”
Finally! We know where the famous WMD really are.

Egypt, Egypt Daily News: “Complex Forces Behind Veil”
I believe this is one story that has been covered up.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Pilgrims Come Home With Swine Flu”
Next time send them to Tel Aviv.