Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Saudi Beauty Queen Behind Veil”
Does this mean we judge the beauty of the veil or the girl?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Homosexuality Sells”
What? To Whom?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Toddler Shot By 4 Year Old Brother”
Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.

Canada, Toronto Star: “City Wants More Ambulances Out There”
This means we need more people getting sick or in accidents.

UK, Guardian: “I’ll Be Nation’s Hate Figure”
Just write the name of any Republican member of Congress.

Sweden, The Local: “Sweden Urges EU Action On Climate Change”
Do they want it speeded up or slowed down?

South Africa, Argus: “When Do We Go To Moon Again?”
When Republicans once again gain control of Congress and the presidency.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Discount Prostitution Trend”
Is there a discount for a smaller penis?