HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Romania, Seven Times.ro: “For Sale: Transylvania Castles”
Each comes with a resident Count Dracula.

UK, Guardian: “Archbishop Warns Against Gay Clergy”
OK, reverend, from now on I just go to unhappy clergy.

South Africa, Argus: “Man Dies After Shooting Himself”
This is one open and dead case.

Sweden, The Local: “Man Dies In Crash With Elk”
I’m sorry the happy couple died, but at least they were together.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Woman Stuck In Toilet For Week”
This is one shitty story to report.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “I’m No Cannibal”
In fact, I only eat kosher meat.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Naked Cowboy Runs For NYC Mayor”
At least this is one candidate who will never cover anything up.

UK, The Independent: “Is Anti-Christ Any Good Or Just Pure Evil”
Excuse me, I will go ask Dick Cheney.

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