Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Netherlands, Radio Netherlands: “Soldiers March In Gay Parade”
This is a very happy story.
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Liverpool Out To End Long Wait”
The coal ship finally arrived!
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Five Sisters Attack Housemaid”
Initial reports indicate Cinderella was not seriously injured.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Woman Lives Two Months With Dead Husband”
She told police he was the quiet type so she wasn’t disturbed by his silence.
Sweden, The Local: “Booze Thieves”
Ah, the Irish lads are back in town, begorra!
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Best Man Raped By Stripper”
Now, you know what he was best at.
South Africa, Argus: “Politicians Should Live Like Us”
No, we should live like politicians!
Canada, Toronto Star: “Murder Suspect Fled The Scene In Toyota”
I assume this is a new ad campaign by Toyota.
UK, The Independent: “Ministry Of Silly Walks”
It is headed by former governor Sarah Palin.