Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Russia, Moscow Times: ”Mummified Bodes Found In Flat”
I assume they will not pay this month’s rent.
Ireland, Independent: ”"Defendant Died This Morning”
Case dismissed.
Sweden, Local: ”Swedes Emotional At Work”
That’s what comes from working in the cold.
USA, NY Daily News: “Man Steals Ambulance”
Always be prepared for an emergency.
USA, NY Post: “Strip Club Gets $1 Million Tax Refund”
The IRS stripped down to the bare essentials of this case.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Cattle Responsible For Plane Crash”
I told you guys to cut out the mooing!
Sweden, Local: “Man Gets 15 Years For Bearded Lady Slaying”
Can’t we shave a few years off this sentence?
