HEADLINES FROM WORLD NEWSPAPERS

Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

 

Russia, Moscow Times:  ”Mummified Bodes Found In Flat”

I assume they will not pay this month’s rent.

Ireland, Independent:  ”"Defendant Died This Morning”

Case dismissed.

Sweden, Local:  ”Swedes Emotional At Work”

That’s what comes from working in the cold.

USA, NY Daily News:  “Man Steals Ambulance”

Always be prepared for an emergency.

USA, NY Post:  “Strip Club Gets $1 Million Tax Refund”

The IRS stripped down to the bare essentials of this case.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Cattle Responsible For Plane Crash”

I told you guys to cut out the mooing!

Sweden, Local: “Man Gets 15 Years  For Bearded Lady Slaying”

Can’t we shave a few years off this sentence?

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