HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We daily offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “All President’s Women”

I assume we are discussing the president of France.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Price of Judge’s Robes Offensive”

The price of the robes don’t bother me as much as conservative judge rulings on  my liberty.

Sweden, Local:  “Politician Jailed For Sex With Woman”

I am more worried when politicians fuck the public than a woman.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Prosecutor Not Certain Breivik Insane”

I guess he would also have doubts about Hitler.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  “Banks Held Hostage By Depositors”

I think they should worry about to whom they loan money rather than to whom gives them money.

France, Connexion:  “City You Love”

I will guarantee no one will say-Washington D.C.

UK, Independent:  “Fare Decreases On Bus, Train and Metro”

A fairy tale if I ever heard one.

USA, NY Post:  “First Soda, Then Popcorn”

Then slimmer tummies