We daily offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “All President’s Women”
I assume we are discussing the president of France.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Price of Judge’s Robes Offensive”
The price of the robes don’t bother me as much as conservative judge rulings on my liberty.
Sweden, Local: “Politician Jailed For Sex With Woman”
I am more worried when politicians fuck the public than a woman.
Norway, Norway Post: “Prosecutor Not Certain Breivik Insane”
I guess he would also have doubts about Hitler.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Banks Held Hostage By Depositors”
I think they should worry about to whom they loan money rather than to whom gives them money.
France, Connexion: “City You Love”
I will guarantee no one will say-Washington D.C.
UK, Independent: “Fare Decreases On Bus, Train and Metro”
A fairy tale if I ever heard one.
USA, NY Post: “First Soda, Then Popcorn”
Then slimmer tummies