We daily offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, Local: ‘Peeing Swedes”
I say, piss on this story!
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Economy Needs Kick In Pants”
I think Wall Street needs the kick if you want a better economy.
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Woman Barred From Bus”
I guess the men could see her breasts through the blouse.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Road Back For KKK”
I guess they got some new rope.
South Africa, Argus: “Alligator Bites Hand Off Captain”
In America, Wall Street bites off our stock holdings.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Better Start Saving”
I think we are headed for rainy days.
USA, NY Post: “Tits Up”
Better than tits down.
UK, Guardian: “Lucy Lawless”
Can’t be as dangerous as Rupert lawless.