HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We daily offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, Local:  ‘Peeing Swedes”

I say, piss on this story!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Economy Needs Kick In Pants”

I think Wall Street needs the kick if you want a better economy.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Woman Barred From Bus”

I guess the men could see her breasts through the blouse.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Road Back For KKK”

I guess they got some new rope.

South Africa, Argus:  “Alligator Bites Hand Off Captain”

In America, Wall Street bites off our stock holdings.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Better Start Saving”

I think we are headed for rainy days.

USA, NY Post:  “Tits Up”

Better than tits down.

UK, Guardian:  “Lucy Lawless”

Can’t be as dangerous as Rupert lawless.