Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments:
Sweden, Local: “Swedish Meatballs”
You get no bread with one meatball.
Turkey, Hurriyet; “Celebrate Gay Pride Month”
I trust you are finally happy.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Full Of Official Hot Air”
Republicans in Congress on just about anything.
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Holy Mother-In-Law”
I would love to meet one.
France, Connexion: “Wine Bosses Suspected Of Fraud”
What did they do, pour some coke into the wine?
USA, aol: “Hebrew National Hot Dogs Not Kosher”
If not Hebrew National, what can be?
Netherlands, Dutch News: “Top Young Crooks In Jail”
Never too young to send them to prison.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Where Did Everyone Go?”
I have a hunch some humans are trying another planet which has intelligent life forms.