HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments:

Sweden, Local:  “Swedish Meatballs”

You get no bread with one meatball.

Turkey, Hurriyet;  “Celebrate Gay Pride Month”

I trust you are finally happy.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Full Of Official Hot Air”

Republicans in Congress on just about anything.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times:  “Holy Mother-In-Law”

I would love to meet one.

France, Connexion:  “Wine Bosses Suspected Of Fraud”

What did they do, pour some coke into the wine?

USA, aol:  “Hebrew National Hot Dogs Not Kosher”

If not Hebrew National, what can be?

Netherlands, Dutch News:  “Top Young Crooks In Jail”

Never too young to send them to prison.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Where Did Everyone Go?”

I have a hunch some humans are trying another planet which has intelligent life forms.