Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Solutions For Bedroom Problem”

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Palin- If I Die, I Die”
And, critics claim she does not speak with logic and coherence!

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Can Man Pass Off Potatoes As Laptops?”
I guess if he tries offering them to Burma’s rulers.

UK, The Independent: “Jackson Bond Is Very Dangerous”
Not as long as he is dead.

South Africa, Argus: “Two Killed As Driver Hits Tree”
A memorial service will be held for Tom Tree who died in a violent crash.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Violence Shuts Brewery”
This was one violence that was not caused by Irish people.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Ex Washington Mayor Held For Stalking”
Finally, he gets something done.

USA, NY Daily News: “Carrozza Represents Queens In Legislature But Lives Elsewhere”
Now, it he could leave the legislature and live elsewhere it would be his greatest legislative accomplishment.

Canada, Toronto Star: “New Monkey Discovered In Amazon”
His initial words were, “cut taxes and solve America’s problems.”

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Judge Vows To End Court Delays”
Simple, case one is guilty, case two is not guilty, case three is guilty, etc…