Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, Independent: “Woman Kills Neighbor With Bra”
I assume there were heavy objects in the bra which smothered the woman.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Black Belt Judge On High Court”
I wonder if he makes decisions with his mind or hands?
Norway, Norway Post: “Adultery Can Save Your Marriage”
At least it offers new sexual encounters to discuss or experience.
Sweden, Local: “Probe Xmas Party”
Was it lacking in being jolly?
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Greenland Under Pressure”
Snow,damn you, let’s get some snow!!
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Free Health Zones”
I assume they are opposite the free fat zones.
New Zeland, New Zeland Herald: “Sex Offenders In Classroom”
When we said ‘hands on learning,” we didn’t want you to take it literally!