Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Independent:  “Woman Kills Neighbor With Bra”

I assume there were heavy objects in the bra which smothered the woman.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Black Belt Judge On High Court”

I wonder if he makes decisions with his mind or hands?

Norway, Norway Post:  “Adultery Can Save  Your Marriage”

At least it offers new sexual encounters to discuss or experience.

Sweden, Local:  “Probe Xmas Party”

Was it lacking in being jolly?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Greenland Under Pressure”

Snow,damn you, let’s get some snow!!

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Free Health Zones”

I assume they are opposite the free fat zones.

New Zeland, New Zeland Herald:  “Sex Offenders In Classroom”

When we said ‘hands on learning,” we didn’t want you to take it literally!