Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments

USA, NY Post:  “Cancer Contagious”

Check your toilet seat.

Sweden, Local:  “Swedish Man Stabbed In Taiwan”

Next time quit the Swedish and talk Chinese.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Pink Pigs”

Give this one two oinks.

China, China Post:  “300th KFC Opens In Beijing”

This is certainly worth a dozen clucks.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  “Love Affair Leads To Fire”

Talk about a hot romance!

France, Connexion:  “Pirate Gets 12 Life Sentences”

And, all to be served in the brig.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times:  “Snakes And Ladders”

I’ll slide by this one.