Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments
USA, NY Post: “Cancer Contagious”
Check your toilet seat.
Sweden, Local: “Swedish Man Stabbed In Taiwan”
Next time quit the Swedish and talk Chinese.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Pink Pigs”
Give this one two oinks.
China, China Post: “300th KFC Opens In Beijing”
This is certainly worth a dozen clucks.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Love Affair Leads To Fire”
Talk about a hot romance!
France, Connexion: “Pirate Gets 12 Life Sentences”
And, all to be served in the brig.
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Snakes And Ladders”
I’ll slide by this one.