Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, Local:  Fake Cop Escapes”

And, he was not caught by the fake cops chasing him.

France, Connexion:  “Noah Atop In Popularity”

What else if you are atop the mountain in your ark?

Kuwait, Kuwait Times:  “Only In Kuwait”

Is kissing a crime if done outside.

USA, aol:  “Hotel Can’t Ban Prostitutes”

Of course in Congress the prostitutes run the joint.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Princess Rides”

Hopefully, with some clothes on.

USA, aol:  “Four Bears Drink 100 Beers”

Are you certain it wasn’t 100 bears drinking four beers?

Sweden, Local:  “Robbers Hide In Woods”

In America, they hide out in Congress.