Each day we offer a selection of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Problems Over Burial Sites”
They keep on getting out of the coffins.

Australia, Canberra Times: “Rehearing For Driver Accused of Indecency”
I don’t think a rehearing is very decent.

Czech Republic, Prague Monitor: “Gays Denied Right To Adopt”
At least their adopted children have happy parents.

Hungary, Budapest Times: “Dragon Boat Championship In Hungary”
Can French Dragons enter the contest?

UK, Guardian: ‘Minister For Cocaine Deported”
He will be replaced by the Minister for Marijuana.

Sweden, The Local: “Subsidize Viagra To Ensure Quality Of Life”
I’m up for that.

UK, The Independent: “Hamilton Fastest In GP Practice”
Is he fastest in having people die or get healthy?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Running Of The Bull”
This is one BS story if I ever read one.

Norway, Norway Post: “Romanians Crowd Norwegian Jails”
Norse news if you can believe it.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “I Won’t Apologize”
Bush’s last words before death.