HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Independent:  ”Two Year Old Abandoned In Portugal”

But, does the kid cry in Portuguese?

USA, NY Post:  ”Prince Harry Returns To Afghanistan”

Sorry Harry, not naked broads for you to fuck.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  ”Debt Collector Found Dead”

Now, that is one way to avoid paying a debt.

Norway, Norway Post:  ”Uncertain Future”

The story of America, circa, 2012.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  ”Shootings Linked To British Intelligence”

Look, when it comes to shooting intelligence, we Americans lead the world!

Russia, Moscow Times:  ”Putin Jokes About Orgy”

And, when Putin jokes, someone winds up in jail.

France, Connexion:  ”Birthday Bomb Hoax”

Boom goes the cake.

USA, NY Daily News:  ”Kidnappers In Benefit Plan”

Wall Street kidnapped our money and they sure got a benefit plan!

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