Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, Independent: “Two Year Old Abandoned In Portugal”
But, does the kid cry in Portuguese?
USA, NY Post: “Prince Harry Returns To Afghanistan”
Sorry Harry, not naked broads for you to fuck.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Debt Collector Found Dead”
Now, that is one way to avoid paying a debt.
Norway, Norway Post: “Uncertain Future”
The story of America, circa, 2012.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Shootings Linked To British Intelligence”
Look, when it comes to shooting intelligence, we Americans lead the world!
Russia, Moscow Times: “Putin Jokes About Orgy”
And, when Putin jokes, someone winds up in jail.
France, Connexion: “Birthday Bomb Hoax”
Boom goes the cake.
USA, NY Daily News: “Kidnappers In Benefit Plan”
Wall Street kidnapped our money and they sure got a benefit plan!