Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Russia Attacked By Masons, Aliens And Americans”

I believe “alien” and “American” are repetitive.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Travesty of Justice”

Allowing Republican Congressmen to decide anything connected with poor people.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Turn The Other Cheek”

So, I can slap that one too?

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Turkey Holiday Spot For Foreigners, Not Locals

So, what do they know that I don’t?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Kate’s Boobs Come To Denmark”

I have a hunch they will return to England.

USA, NY Post:  “Police Search For Clues”

Have they thought about contacting Sherlock Holmes?

USA, aol:  “Man Bites Pizza Shop Employee”

Sir, we bite the pizza not the hand that serves it!