Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Save Self From Abyss”
Vote for Obama.
Norway, Norway Post: “1080 Buses Found Unfit”
Now, do you know why it is time to walk and get some exercise???
France, Connexion: “Seize Cannabis Bar”
High and drunk is the new in sensation.
USA, NY Daily Numbers: Police To War Badge Numbers”
At least now I will know the number of the man who robs me.
Russia, Moscow Times: “False Monk Sells Non-existant Car”
This is what is called a non-story.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Plane Stuck In Mud”
A lot better than being stuck up in the sky.
UK, Guardian: “Busted For Punching Darth Vader”
I expect to see the puncher on some distant planet.