Each day we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UAE, Khaleej Times: “I’m Secretary Of State, Not Bill!!”
Shucks, I guess Bill tonight will not have you know what from Hillary.

UK, The Independent: “Mysteries of Humanity Know No End”
If there really is evolution toward more intelligent humans, please explain the Republican party in Congress.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Trying To Silence A Man Named Cyxymu”
Heck, I’d be happy if I could pronounce his name.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Somali Islamists Pull Teeth From Sinners”

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Cricket Team On Mission”
To get Americans to understand the damn game.

Canada, Toronto Star: “$15 Million In Jewels Swiped From Saudi Princess”
Now we know what Saudi princesses keep behind the veil.

UK, Guardian: “Afghan Drug Suspects On US Hit List”
Well, there goes the entire Afghan government.

China, Shanghai Daily: ‘Police Focus On Drunk Drivers”
That’s if they can keep up with their swerving and dodging.

Malta, Maltese Times: “Should Medical Council Be Dissolved”
Do you mean in acid?