Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, Independent: “Shark Falls From Sky”
I trust it did not bite anyone.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Big Brother Is Watching You”
But, who watches Big Brother?
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Jilted Lover Jailed For Arson”
I guess he got hot under the collar.
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Hamas Blames Israel For Sudan Blast”
Is there anything that Hamas would not blame Israel for?
China, China Daily: “Obama Votes Early In Chicago”
If it is Chicago then he also voted often.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Police Named In Bomb Plot”
That is one way to be quickly at scene of crime.
Norway,Norway Post: “Have You No Shame”
Of course not, my name is Donald Trump!