Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Independent:  “Shark Falls From Sky”

I trust it did not bite anyone.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Big Brother Is Watching You”

But, who watches Big Brother?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Jilted Lover Jailed For Arson”

I guess he got hot under  the collar.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Hamas Blames Israel For Sudan Blast”

Is there anything that Hamas would not blame Israel for?

China, China Daily:  “Obama Votes Early In Chicago”

If it is Chicago then he also voted often.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  “Police Named In Bomb Plot”

That is one way to be quickly at scene of crime.

Norway,Norway Post: “Have You No Shame”

Of course not, my name is Donald Trump!