Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Forget Alice”
I know a nice woman named Jill in Tampa who knows a lot of generals.
USA NY Daily News: “Remains Of Previous Tenant In Basement”
When will WWII price controls end in New York City?
Norway, Norway Post: “Fat Tax Faces Axe”
Thin slices, please.
China, China Daily: “China Adopts 100,000 Slogans”
And, all of them in red letters.
Sweden, Local: “Sweden Bans Baby Formula”
Give me a breast!
UK, Independent: “Kate And Her Breasts”
A Queen’s gift to the king.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Political Cowardice”
Select any Republican name to fill this one in.