Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Forget Alice”

I know a nice woman named Jill in Tampa who knows a lot of generals.

USA  NY Daily News:  “Remains Of Previous Tenant In Basement”

When will WWII price controls end in New York City?

Norway, Norway Post:  “Fat Tax Faces Axe”

Thin slices, please.

China, China Daily:  “China Adopts 100,000 Slogans”

And, all of them in red letters.

Sweden, Local:  “Sweden Bans Baby Formula”

Give me a breast!

UK, Independent:  “Kate And Her Breasts”

A Queen’s gift to the king.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Political Cowardice”

Select any Republican name to fill this one in.