Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Hotel Transylvania Open”

A place to live it up.

Finland, Sanomat:  “Fat Tax Repealed”

And, obesity grows fatter.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  “Malaysia To Solve Maid Crisis”

I assume this means they will clean it up.

China, China Daily:  “Green New Color Of Money”

On Wall Street, it has always been the favorite color.

UK, Guardian:  “Attacked For Reporting Xmas Tree Attack”

I told you the attack was led by some old guy with a white beard!

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Anger Over Cow Crash”

Give this story three moos.