Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Hotel Transylvania Open”
A place to live it up.
Finland, Sanomat: “Fat Tax Repealed”
And, obesity grows fatter.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Malaysia To Solve Maid Crisis”
I assume this means they will clean it up.
China, China Daily: “Green New Color Of Money”
On Wall Street, it has always been the favorite color.
UK, Guardian: “Attacked For Reporting Xmas Tree Attack”
I told you the attack was led by some old guy with a white beard!
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Anger Over Cow Crash”
Give this story three moos.