Each day we offer examples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden,Local: Woman Charged With Sex With Skeleton”
This is what we call cold sex.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: Ban On Sex Purchases”
A lot of customers will be complaining the store ran out of goods.
Russia,Moscow Times: “Urge Tycoons To Sue One Another”
After the recent splurge of money for Romney, someone should be suing.
Netherlands, Dutch News: “Statue Has Legs Broken”
The next time the Mafia says, “pay off” you had better fork up the dough.
UK, New Statesman: “Israel Policy Invitation To Disaster”
Oy veh for Israel!
Norway, Norway Post: “Student Gets Rid Home On Tractor”
Now, you know how kids get to school in a snowstorm?
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Millions Of Rats Killed”
What about the thousands of rats on Wall Street?