Each day we offer examples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden,Local:  Woman Charged With Sex With Skeleton”

This is what we call cold sex.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  Ban On Sex Purchases”

A lot of customers will be complaining the store ran out of goods.

Russia,Moscow Times:  “Urge Tycoons To Sue One Another”

After the recent splurge of money for Romney, someone should be suing.

Netherlands, Dutch News:  “Statue Has Legs Broken”

The next time the Mafia says, “pay off” you had better fork up the dough.

UK, New Statesman:  “Israel Policy Invitation To Disaster”

Oy veh for Israel!

Norway, Norway Post:  “Student Gets Rid Home On Tractor”

Now, you know how kids get to school in a snowstorm?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Millions Of Rats Killed”

What about the thousands of rats on Wall Street?