Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Mitt Tops List of Least Influential”

Not for Democrats who regard him as very influential in their victory.

Norway, Norway Post: “Texting Driver Convicted”

For driving or texting?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Boss Defends His Pay Raise”

I built it and I do all the work.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Erdogan: Terrorism Can Not Be Tolerated”

Except when I do it.

USA, aol:  “Lindsay Lohan Arrested”

This is NOT news!

UK, New Statesman:  “Wear A Dress And You Will Get Raped”

Does that apply to transgender folk?

India,Times of India:  “Vow To Keep Grandma Alive”

I guess she knows where the money is buried.

Sweden, Local:  “Bag Gets MP In Trouble”

One should not carry bags loaded with lobbyist money to Parliament.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “I Never Meant To Harm Hobbitt”

Just hobble along with him.