Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Independent:  “Fork Attack On Parrot”

See what you get for squealing?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Swearing Mom Banned From School”

Why not just have her sit in corner with dunce hat?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Art Of Cheating”

Practiced every day in Congress.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Hang Em High”

Republican party leaders in Congress.

Turkey, Hurriyet:”Teacher Drinking Risk”

For some that might be good news.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Prison Guards Filmed Beating Inmates”

The actors change, but the scene never does.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Downwardly Mobile”

Story of American middle class.