Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press as well as our comments.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Popular Bloc Calls For Shorter Work Hours”
No wonder they are the popular bloc. Does the unpopular bloc urge longer work hours?

Turkey, Hurriyet: “How Many In Business Aware of Kurdish Issue?”
Heck, they don’t even know where Kurdistan is!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “City Wants Pupils To Eat Healthy”
Study stupid but eat healthy.

South Africa, Argus: “Be Careful of Political Opportunists”
The issue is which opportunities are they concerned about.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “I Need Help With My Breasts”
I got a full load on my hands right now.

UK, The Independent: “Ten Best Men’s Fragrances”
This story stinks to heaven.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Rehabilitate Slum Hospitals”
Fill them with the homeless.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Be Nice, Buy American”
Help out starving Wall Street executives.

UK, Guardian: “Women Watch Men Strip For Fun”
Well, at least it’s fun and not sex.