Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Quest To Die With Dignity”
I assume we are discussing the Republican party.
France, Connexion: “Refugee Steals Dogs”
If you treat me like a dog, what do you expect?
USA, NY Post: “Rail Strike Disrupts Traffic”
That is exactly what rail strikes do.
UK, Guardian: “Textbooks Must Not Avoid Gays”
However, the rest of society can.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Four Australians Hurt By Rocks In Italy”
Thank God they were not from New Zealand.
Israel, Jerusalem Post: “Chef Cooks Wife”
Slowly, I assume
UK, Independent: “Court Orders Kate Snaps Over”
I think someone committed a boobie.