Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Quest To Die With Dignity”

I assume we are discussing the Republican party.

France, Connexion:  “Refugee Steals Dogs”

If you treat me like a dog, what do you expect?

USA, NY Post:  “Rail Strike Disrupts Traffic”

That is exactly what rail strikes do.

UK, Guardian:  “Textbooks Must Not Avoid Gays”

However, the rest of society can.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Four Australians Hurt By Rocks In Italy”

Thank God they were not from New Zealand.

Israel, Jerusalem Post:   “Chef Cooks Wife”

Slowly, I assume

UK, Independent:  “Court Orders Kate Snaps Over”

I think someone committed a boobie.