Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Germany, Der Spiegel:  “Berlusconi Plan For Power”

Send in the girls!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “You Still Here?”

Stupid Tea Party Congressmen, I assume.

Australia,  Sydney Morning Herald: “Do I Have Sex Now?”

It is never too late to have sex.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Record Queques For Food”

Welcome to life in Republican controlled Congress.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Singing Dancing Santas Draw Crowd”

I would be more impressed if the reindeer did this.

UK, Guardian:  “Policeman Accused Of Lying”

I would be more impressed if they told the truth.

USA, aol:  “Astronauts Blast Off For Holiday In Space”

Is there a way the planet Earth can get a holiday in Space?