Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Love Hates Guilt”

And, guilt loves to hate.

France, Connexion:  “Fish Jump To Eat Bird”

Hopefully, if they are Catholic, not on Friday.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Who is Eric Scavengus”

Then again, who cares?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Road Rage Man Seeks Job Back”

I assume he is a truck driver who hasn’t finished crashing into people.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Putin Unhappy With Limousine”

Aside from himself, who exactly is he happy with?

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  “Dummy Cop Stops Traffic”

Given how people drive in Indonesia, they might be a smart policy.

USA, NY Daily News:  “Guns And Xmas”

Don’t shoot until you see the red of his jacket!