We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with pour comments.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  “Frost Bitten Penis”

A cold  delight if you ask me.

China, China Daily:  “Miracle Water Causes Frenzy”

Imagine clean fresh water, WOW!

France, Connexion:  “Stop Eyewear Refunds”

Turn a blind eye to them.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Reject Advice to Squeeze Students In Schools”

Given their weight, it will definitely be a tight squeeze.

USA, NY Daily News:  “Woman Swipes Goat”

Stories like this  really get my goat.

Norway, Norway Post:  “This Is Nuts”

I assume one is describing the American Congress discussing any proposed bill.

UK, Guardian:  “Teacher Told To Write Better Notes”

These days that means telling  parents their child is brilliant.