HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Israel, Haaretz: “US Jews Tell Catholics Won’t Accept Jesus As Savior”
A good Jewish boy, that is OK, but the savior business doesn’t register.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Suggestion Box At Fisherman’s Wharf”
I suppose they will receive a whale of good ideas.

Finland, Sanomat: “Forest Money Fleeing From Finland”
I thought it was building up Finland.

Oman, Oman Tribune: “Iran Brushes Off Argentine Criticism”
Oh well, we all know that Argentine is controlled by Zionist Rabbis.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Hurricane Bill Brings Downpour To Nova Scotia”
At least it’s not the hurricane Bill poured on America about Monica.

UK, Guardian: “Women Face Steep Climb To Top”
If they climb up, does that mean men must climb down?

China, Shanghai Times: “Homes Checked For Gas Leaks After Blast”
Wouldn’t it make more sense to check BEFORE the blasts?

Sweden, The Local: “Classified Military Documents Missing”
That’s as dangerous as “classified CIA documents missing.”

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Shortage Of Prayer Rooms In Workplace”
I suspect God really doesn’t want to get involved with money making.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Have You Heard Another Dumb Australian Joke”
Yeah. I hear it takes two Aussies to help a Pole to pug in the lamp.

Nigeria, Daily Trust: “Why Are Militants Not Surrendering Arms?”
“Militants Surrender Arms”
No comment.