We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Irish Eyes On Ball”

That certainly does not apply to Paul Ryan who opposed aid to Sandy victims.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Overrule Order To Free Dead Man”

Dead men walking, more Obama Socialism, now we have to feed the dead!

Sweden, Local:  “Driver Tries Twice To Run Down Kids”

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Escaped Monkey Injures Students”

Big deal, the Republican monkeys in Congress injured millions.

UK, Guardian:  “Risque Mannequins Removed”

Liberals want to force our children to see naked mannequins, what next, wild sex?

India, India Times:  “Order Rape Inquiry”

Well, at least they are ordering an inquiry. I suspect not much else.

USA, NY Post:  “How To Charm Custom Officials”