We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: ”Water Torture”
That sounds more enticing than Republican explanations of why wealthy people can’t pay 3% more in taxes.
Turkey, Hurriyet: ”Man Commits Suicide In Police Station”
Better me killing me than you killing me.
Russia, Moscow Times: ”Putin Awards Executives”
Not a day goes by without another Putin award to self.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: ”Ignorance Excuses Mass Killings”
One person killed, it can be ignorance, mass, NO.
USA, NY Post: ”Frostbitten Penis”
No hot time in old town tonight.
Germany, Der Spiegel: ”Bing Seeks Bang”
Was that bang or bank?
UK, Guardian: ”Poor But Sexy”
If you really are sexy then you will not worry about being poor.