We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, Independent: “Man Killed Because Of Red Hair”
By a blond, I assume.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Fisherman Found Dead”
He got out of the water.
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Buckingham Palace To Hire Dishwashers”
Thank God the Queen won’t have to continue doing the dishes!
Russia, Moscow Times: “Depardieu Meets Putin”
Was there enough room in the room for their egos?
Sweden, Local: “Garlic Smuggling Raid”
Something smells about this story.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Peruvian Mom Given Right To Work”
I assume in Peru?
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Cat Shot With Arrow”
No sweat, it will simply use one of its other lives.