We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Independent:  “Man Killed Because Of Red Hair”

By a blond, I assume.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Fisherman Found Dead”

He got out of the water.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Buckingham Palace To Hire Dishwashers”

Thank God the Queen won’t have to continue doing the dishes!

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Depardieu Meets Putin”

Was there enough room in the room for their egos?

Sweden, Local:  “Garlic Smuggling Raid”

Something smells about this story.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Peruvian Mom Given Right To Work”

I assume in Peru?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Cat Shot With Arrow”

No sweat, it will simply use  one of its other lives.