We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Airport Axes Flights”

This is one airline which will never get me flying on their half planes.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Cricket Loses At Strip Bar”

Doesn’t sound very cricket to me.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Divide Over Gay Marriage”

Not a very happy story.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Swedish Cops Seek Danish Help With Criminals”

Does that mean Danish criminals seek help from Swedish cops?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Mine Gas Under Homes”

There will be a boom time in some neighborhoods.

UK, Guardian:  “Cricket Legend Dies”

I give this two chirps.