We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Independent:  “Train Time Target Not Met”

Are they supposed to meet time targets?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Legitimate Migrants Told To Leave”

Illegal ones can remain.

USA, NY Daily News:  “Depardieu Misses Court Date”

He was tied up counting his money.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Ten Days Of Horror”

A week listening to Congressmen work on a compromise.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Sperm Bank Abandons Denmark”

They want a country with studs.

Norway, Norway Post: “Far From Maddening Crowd”

Just keep me a thousand miles from an NRA meeting!