We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, Independent: “Train Time Target Not Met”
Are they supposed to meet time targets?
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Legitimate Migrants Told To Leave”
Illegal ones can remain.
USA, NY Daily News: “Depardieu Misses Court Date”
He was tied up counting his money.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Ten Days Of Horror”
A week listening to Congressmen work on a compromise.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Sperm Bank Abandons Denmark”
They want a country with studs.
Norway, Norway Post: “Far From Maddening Crowd”
Just keep me a thousand miles from an NRA meeting!