HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Fake Pet Shop Robbed”

By fake animals, I assume.

UK, Independent:  “Reinvent Toilet”

That would be a smelly job.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Push To Stay At Work”

I hope there is also a push to pay for work.

Sweden, Local: “Hunt Swedish Bear”

It should only be done by Swedish hunters.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Send Criminals To School”

Where else can one learn to be a  criminal than in crime school?

Russia,  Moscow Times:  ‘Pussy Riot Supporter Detained”

Give this story three meows

USA, NY Post:  “Sex Twenty Times A Day”

Beats working at the office.