We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: ”Fake Pet Shop Robbed”
By fake animals, I assume.
UK, Independent: ”Reinvent Toilet”
That would be a smelly job.
Norway, Norway Post: ”Push To Stay At Work”
I hope there is also a push to pay for work.
Sweden, Local: “Hunt Swedish Bear”
It should only be done by Swedish hunters.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: ”Send Criminals To School”
Where else can one learn to be a criminal than in crime school?
Russia, Moscow Times: ’Pussy Riot Supporter Detained”
Give this story three meows
USA, NY Post: ”Sex Twenty Times A Day”
Beats working at the office.