We offer examples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Canada, Toronto Star:  “Irish County Legalizes Drunk Driving”

The luck of the Irish.

USA, NY Post:  “Voice of Charlie Brown Arrested”

I assume the body follows.

Germany, Der Spiegel:  Magazine Publishes Bush Obituary”

A bit too late if you ask me.

Netherlands, Dutch News:  “Education Ministry Has Bullying Protocol”

Every member of  Education Ministry WILL bully!

UK,Guardian:  “Request Delay Of Austerity”

In meantime let them eat cake.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Police Tasser 84 Year Old”

Police do not wish to be overcome by the elderly.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Reduce Cosmetic Industry”

Many sad women.