We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

China, China Daily:  “Shrimp Probe”

I assume, a short one.

Canada, Toronto Star:  “Dentist Arrested For Practicing Drunk”

At least one person is happy in a dentist office.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  “Pussy Member Has No Regrets”


Iran, Tehran Times:  “Suicide Bomber Kills 20 At Funeral”

This is one way to get speedy burials.

Netherlands, Dutch News;  “Police Join Art Investigation”

Hopefully, they won’t paint the town red.

USA, NY Post:  “Is Soda Ban Racist”

No, just healthier.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Cancel Banquet Bookings”

Another effort to reduce obesity.