We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
China, China Daily: “Shrimp Probe”
I assume, a short one.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Dentist Arrested For Practicing Drunk”
At least one person is happy in a dentist office.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Pussy Member Has No Regrets”
Iran, Tehran Times: “Suicide Bomber Kills 20 At Funeral”
This is one way to get speedy burials.
Netherlands, Dutch News; “Police Join Art Investigation”
Hopefully, they won’t paint the town red.
USA, NY Post: “Is Soda Ban Racist”
No, just healthier.
Norway, Norway Post: “Cancel Banquet Bookings”
Another effort to reduce obesity.