We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Kills Friend At Barbecue”
I wonder if he was well done.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Soldier Gets Two New Arms”
And, from the NRA he got two new guns.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Am I Boring You”
Yes, Mr. Congressman.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Goat Cleared Of Vandalism Eating Flowers”
Didn’t it read the sign not to eat the daisies?
USA, NY Post: “Shop Sign Kills Man”
It clearly said: “Don’t Stand Under This Sign”
Sweden, Local: “Swedish Jobless Youth Head To Greece”
I guess they want to get an anal fuck job.
Norway, Norway Post: “System Is Corrupt”
I assume this refers to our American Congress.