We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Kills Friend At Barbecue”

I wonder if he was well done.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Soldier Gets Two New Arms”

And, from the NRA he got two new  guns.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Am I Boring You”

Yes, Mr. Congressman.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  “Goat Cleared Of Vandalism Eating Flowers”

Didn’t it read the sign not to eat the daisies?

USA, NY Post:  “Shop Sign Kills Man”

It clearly said: “Don’t Stand Under This Sign”

Sweden, Local:  “Swedish Jobless Youth Head To Greece”

I guess they want to get an anal fuck job.

Norway, Norway Post:   “System Is Corrupt”

I assume this refers to our American Congress.