HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We off samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden,Local:   “Court Convicts Man Of Hitler Salute”

Sig Heil!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Admits To Doping”

Also, admits to being a Republican

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Whales Warned Off Aussie Beaches”

You need a license, so swim away.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Cartoon Speaker Of House”

Thank God, we finally have a serious Speaker of the House.

Germany, Der Spiegel:  “Take Mom At Word”

Or, it is right to bed.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Policeman Fired Over Hat Snatch”

You were supposed to snatch the diamonds, you idiot!

UK,Guardian:  “Is Apple Trying To Kill Porn?

I have a hunch using an apple for sex is mighty good porn!