We off samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden,Local: “Court Convicts Man Of Hitler Salute”
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Admits To Doping”
Also, admits to being a Republican
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Whales Warned Off Aussie Beaches”
You need a license, so swim away.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Cartoon Speaker Of House”
Thank God, we finally have a serious Speaker of the House.
Germany, Der Spiegel: “Take Mom At Word”
Or, it is right to bed.
Norway, Norway Post: “Policeman Fired Over Hat Snatch”
You were supposed to snatch the diamonds, you idiot!
UK,Guardian: “Is Apple Trying To Kill Porn?
I have a hunch using an apple for sex is mighty good porn!