We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Cigarette War Looms”

It will be fought in a cloud of smoke.

UK,Guardian:  “Victim Lured By Sex”

How do I get lured?

Sweden, Local:  “Probe Teddy Drop Stunt”

I can bear with this story.

Finland, Sanomat:  “It’s God For Certain”

Just listen to the thunder of his voice.

USA, NY Post:   “Will Right Ads Find You”

Not if I can find them first!

USA, Aol:  “Urgent Work To Save Town”

Just tell Republicans it is inhabited by millionaires

China, China Daily:  “Hog Imports Meet Demand”

Not in Israel!