We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Buy Virgin Media”

And, the blood flowed.

USA, NY Post:  “44 Pound Cookie Recovered”

In or outside a body?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Fear Does Not Need A Visa”

It lives in offices of Republican congressmen.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald”  “How Did He Pay For Million Dollar House?”

Got elected to public office?

USA, NY Daily News: “Governor Christie: Shut Up About My Weight”

That would  entail a heavy burden.

Canada, Toronto Star:  “Sex, Money, Politics”

Another day in Congress.

Egypt, Al-Ahram:  “We Have To Crush Mafia”

Or, elect them to office.