We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Japan, Japan Times: ”Museum Dwells On Art Defecation”
Another shitty art exhibit if you ask me.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: ”Chops Up Grandma”
A pleasant way to cheer up grandpa!
Canada, Toronto Star: ”Commits Murder While In Jail”
Well, it certainly cut down on police travel time to solve murder.
Russia, Moscow Times: ”Child Welfare Law Sparks Parent Fears”
First, they worry about child welfare, next they will come for my guns.
Norway, Norway Post: ”Teen Dies After Being Shot”
At least he didn’t die before being shot.
UK, Guardian: ”"Less Pay For Older Workers”
Less years to live so why the need for more pay?
China,China Daily: ”Hospital Reforms Take Effect”
In on Monday, out on Tuesday.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: ”Pope Blesses Thousands”
I guess it is last rites.
Sweden, Local: ”Swedish Girls More Violent”
Wouldn’t you be if in the land of cold long nights?