We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion:  “Teachers On Strike Today”

No sweat, most student minds are on strike at least 150 days a year.

Norway, Norway Post: “Horsemeat Probe”

This is one story I would gallop a mile to read.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Grows Pot In Apartment”

But, what is grown in the pot?

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  “Publish Bush Obituary”

Not a minute too soon.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Smog Crisis”

A bit too foggy to see.

Australia, Sydney MorniLoung Herald:  “I Wish I Was Dead”

Instead, I am dead in St. Louis with people worried about which high school someone attended.

Sweden, Local:  “Suicide Bomber Got Student ID”

So, who is dead, the student with real ID or suicide bomber student?