We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
France, Connexion: “Confusion Over School Holidays”
Not by students!
Norway, Norway Post: “Prices Up and Down”
A real downer if you ask me.
USA, aol: “Smart Phones Identify Plants”
Are you certain this story was not planted by phone companies?
Sweden, Local: “Can Not Butcher Family Members”
It is not kosher.
UK, Guardian: “Northern Swedes Real Swedes”
Who else can take zero degrees cold?
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Airport Chaos”
The planes actually arrived on time!
Sweden, Local: I Want To Be Like Tony Soprano”
I assume you have murder in your heart.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Horsemeat In Meatballs”
This is one story to run away from.