Headlines From World Press

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “Confusion Over School Holidays”

Not by students!

Norway, Norway Post:  “Prices Up and Down”

A real downer if you ask me.

USA, aol:  “Smart Phones Identify Plants”

Are you certain this story was not planted by phone companies?

Sweden, Local:  “Can Not Butcher Family Members”

It is not kosher.

UK, Guardian:  “Northern Swedes Real Swedes”

Who else can take zero degrees cold?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Airport Chaos”

The planes actually arrived on time!

Sweden, Local: I Want To Be Like Tony Soprano”

I assume you have murder in your heart.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Horsemeat In Meatballs”

This is one story to run away from.