We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Beware Banks”

Particularly those without money.

Norway, Norway Post: “Mom Kills Son Over Penis Size”

I piss on this story.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Married Couple Travels To Mars”

Hopefully, it is Mr. and Mrs.Palin.

Canada, Toronto Star: Kim Jong-un Watches Basketball With Dennis Rodman”

Finally, the New York Knicks can get point guard who is feared by the opposition.

USA, aol:  “Dog Shoots Man”

I thought dogs were man’s best friends.

China, China Daily: “Suicides Of Elderly Rise”

Living on $600 a month means one’s time is almost up.

France,Connexion:  “Fear Fish Fraud”

Something fishy about this story.