We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: ”Beware Banks”
Particularly those without money.
Norway, Norway Post: “Mom Kills Son Over Penis Size”
I piss on this story.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: ”Married Couple Travels To Mars”
Hopefully, it is Mr. and Mrs.Palin.
Canada, Toronto Star: Kim Jong-un Watches Basketball With Dennis Rodman”
Finally, the New York Knicks can get point guard who is feared by the opposition.
USA, aol: ”Dog Shoots Man”
I thought dogs were man’s best friends.
China, China Daily: “Suicides Of Elderly Rise”
Living on $600 a month means one’s time is almost up.
France,Connexion: ”Fear Fish Fraud”
Something fishy about this story.