We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press, along with our comments.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: ”Hostile Penis”
Piss on this story!
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: ”Shape Up Or Ship Out”
Good advice for the American Congress.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Pedophile Wants My Resignation”
I will suck my lollipop while thinking about this story.
USA, Newsday: ”Cannibal Cops”
When these guys find a dead body it is meal time.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: ”Fitness Challenge”
This is one contest that would welcome all Americans.
Sweden, Local: ”Sue School Over Yoga Program”
This requires quiet reflection.
France, Connexion: ”Poisoned Chalice”
Keep this out of the Conclave!
